10. Female intern applications for Late Night With David Letterman way, way down.
9. Cialis and Viagra execs fighting to sponsor Late Night With David Letterman without commercial interruption.
8. Sarah Palin’s middle finger is amputated after frostbite. She is still smiling.
7. Letterman Scholarship at Ball State awarded to C students majoring in marriage counseling.
6. Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Elliot Spitzer, etc doing shots together, charging them to World Wide Pants.
5. People under 30 now know who David Letterman is.
4. “That couch” at CBS has been thrown away.
3. Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Fallon are thinking of cheating on their wives to improve ratings.
2. Next 48 Hours episode writes itself
And the number 1 reaction to Letterman’s affairs is
1. Most frequent google search in Montana from the same IP address: “Divorce settlement”